Private detectives are often stereotyped as guys who usually smoke and wear a long, brown trench coats. They are frequently seen in movies lurking in the dark, or in their inconspicuous sedan taking photographs of their subject. Thanks to crime novels and films, this description of private detectives and investigators has been ingrained in our minds.
Like in a typical crime drama series, there are various reasons why a person would want the services of a private detective. It can be for love, money, power and other things that drive a person. That said, there are unusual motivations for hiring a private investigator (PI). This includes animal rescue, an Oscar snub and even for looking into the side job of your husband.
My Husband is a Sperm Donor Behind My Back: And Other Private Detective Tales
My husband and I have been married for two years now. Before that, we’ve been together for another two years. After meeting him through a friend, everything just happened so fast. Little do I know, there I was waiting for him at the church’s aisle. We were happy. No, we are happy. Even if we don’t have our little bundles of joy yet, we are happy and contented with our arrangement. I have the usual 8 to 5 schedule, while my husband runs a small business. Everything was going well so far, until something happened a few weeks ago.
One morning, I got up unusually early for a conference meeting. Before I headed to the shower, I saw that my husband’s phone became lit. I don’t normally go over his stuff, but I felt something weird that made me check who texted him. The message reads as, “Same time, same place.” At first, I thought that it is one of his suppliers, so I shrugged it off. Then, I readied myself for another day at the office.
I’m not a fan of reading fictional books, but for some reason, I saw my copy of Sherlock Holmes sitting in my office cabinet. After what happened earlier, my gut told me to hire a private investigator. And boy, I did not expect what he found out.
After days of secretly trailing my husband, the PI I hired told me that my husband is travelling interstate to donate sperm to lesbian couples. I told him that it can’t be true. But my PI showed my husband in a scantily clad outfit, as it appears he may also be a cross-dresser, entertaining VIP guests and lonely businesswomen – and men. I was mad not because he is also probably a male escort, but because he did not tell me any of this. According to my PI, my husband has been busy as a highly active blood and other bodily fluids donor for 8 years now. Days have passed since I was made privy to this information. And to be honest, I don’t know what to do. I asked my PI to delve further on this side business of my husband. I will update you guys once I have all the facts.